Anything Under The Sun

Anything Under the Sun is a song that only appeared in The Cat in the Hat.

Lyrics

 * The Cat in the Hat: From this box will emerge Thing Two and Thing One, and they can find anything under the sun.
 * The Cat in the Hat: It can be done, it can be done. They can do anything, anything, anything under the sun.
 * If your nerves are getting nervous and your house is topsy-turvus, They are always at your service. Thing Two and Thing One.
 * Thing One and Thing Two: Fish, fish, there's always one, some long-faced, sour-belly son of a gun.
 * There's always some fish, some sour-belly fish who's only one wish is to flatten the fun.
 * Doesn't like fun, doesn't like fun. Good, clean, wholesome, innocent fun.
 * The Fish: Hello FBI? FBI? Listen! Listen, I am a fish residing at 2322 Magnolia Boulevard and I want to report a cat in the hat. FBI! FBI! slap, slap, slap, slap. Somebody please answer! Where is everyone?
 * Thing One and Thing Two: Sorry sir but that line is temporarily out of order.
 * Thing One and Thing Two: There's always some fish who doesn't like fun. Good, clean, wholesome, innocent fun.
 * The Cat in the Hat: They can find anything, anything under the sun.
 * Thing One and Thing Two: This reactionary fish-faced louse. Doesn't like flyin' kites in the house.
 * The Cat in the Hat: They can find anything, anything under the sun.
 * Thing One and Thing Two: Of all the bigoted, bigoted bores, captured fish oughta fly outdoors.
 * The Cat in the Hat: Thing One and Thing Two, Thing Two and Thing One. They can find anything, anything, anything under the sun.
 * Thing One and Thing Two: There's always some fish, some crotchety one. There's always some fish, some blotchety one.
 * There's always some fish, some sore-bellied fish. There's always some fish, some fish.
 * The Cat in the Hat: If your nerves are getting nervous and your house is topsy-turvus. They will both be at your service on the run.
 * They'll find my long lost, moss-covered, three-handled family gradunza, Thing Two and Thing One.
 * The Fish: Get out! out! out of this house.